Text 28 Jul 5 notes

vaspider:

We come from the tribe of TV dinners
plastic covers on the couch
rotten kickball in the playground’s corner buzzing with flies.
Our emblems come in faux-fur and electroplate,
our lives nickeled and dimed into a brief flash of
bedazzle and spark.
We bought the American Dream,
and it has eaten us,
left us pale, spirit-thin and body-wasted,
bought our hallelujah of Better Than You,
and sang it until our lungs filled with the lie
and choked us.
We come from the tribe of TV dinners,
of empty beer cans and the bug-killer’s zap
in the depths of our soul-starving evenings,
and, brutal hunters we, once more turn on our fellows,
stealing symbols instead of acres,
loa instead of lifetimes,
stumbling blinded by generations of prayer
to vacuum-tube flickers on suburban cave walls.

Quote 25 Jul 18,919 notes
So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.
Video 25 Jul 9,400 notes

CORVOPHILIA

[noun]

a love of crows or ravens.

[Jeremy Hush]

Y HELO CRO!

(Source: victoriousvocabulary)

Photo 25 Jul 606 notes georgetakei:

They said not to mix religion and politics. I didn’t listen.
Text 25 Jul 841 notes

rubyquill said: Um, hello. If you have the time and inclination I'd love to see more of the domestic!SamSteve stuff. That's how I found your blog, and I kind of love it to pieces. Ok thank you either way!

rubyandhergingercat:

kehinki:

image

troll dads 

Brb, laughing forever.

Photo 25 Jul 69,030 notes vixyish:

gracethefriendlyghost:

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

CAN I BE KAIGE
KAIGE IS ACTUALLY AMAZING

If you have a problem with this kid or his parents, please fuck off as soon as possible.

This is the most punk thing I have ever seen. :D

vixyish:

gracethefriendlyghost:

causeallidoisdance:

piecesofamoonchyld:

Recently Kaige told us he wishes he could be both a boy and a girl because he likes playing princesses as much as ninjas and he doesn’t want to get made fun of. So we bought him a tutu and gave him a makeover. Meet the new and improved Kaige. If you have a problem with it please keep it to yourself and kindly stay out of his life. Which would be a shame because as you can see he’s freakin’ awesome! #letmebeme #mumblr #stopbullying

WHAT A FUCKING RAD KID WITH RAD HAIR

CAN I BE KAIGE

KAIGE IS ACTUALLY AMAZING

If you have a problem with this kid or his parents, please fuck off as soon as possible.

This is the most punk thing I have ever seen. :D

Text 25 Jul 95,968 notes

outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

Video 23 Jul 41,504 notes

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

Pretty sure that’s what that’s code for. Headcanon: accepted. You may proceed.

Photo 23 Jul 288,941 notes surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

I am a horrible person. I didn’t even blink before I giggled like a mad thing.

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

I am a horrible person. I didn’t even blink before I giggled like a mad thing.

(Source: gotitforcheap)

Video 21 Jul 132,470 notes

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